wow my hand is so cold….. i should stick it in my pocket to make it warm. or my sleeve. or your hand………. your hand could hold my hand…….. your hand could work…….. your hand could make my hand……. not cold……
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a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god
guys: fight each other all the time
girls: support each other and share hand cream
Lol no. Girls are bitches to each other more often than not. If it isn’t to your face it’s behind your back.
maybe they are mean to you only. everybody in my group is supportive and we share hand cream.
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
Once in middle school a girl asked me for a tampon in the hallway. I dug one of my purse, and when I went to hand it to her, I realized she didn’t have a purse on her, or a hoodie with big pockets or anything, so I said, “Um, I don’t know where you can hide this …” And she grabbed it out of my hand all nonchalant as fuck and said, “Why would I hide it?” Then she strutted toward the bathroom and into my formerly vacant “hero” position.
-wears a dress-
someone: oooo who you lookin good for? ;))
me: i was too lazy to match 2 pieces of clothing so here i am
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The best advice I have ever gotten from a magazine was in Jane (RIP): if you have to go to work hungover, wear a dress. People will think you look fancier than normal and won’t notice how wrecked you look. Plus it’s much easier to do than trying to match an outfit.
Incredible professional advice.
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